Thursday, June 11, 2009

Friggin' rabbits

Seriously, what is Annie's thing with the bunnies? Sometimes I just really don't get her. We went out on a team assignment the other day: very nasty case. I was especially looking forward to punishing this particular perp. Who knew one of the kids would have a rabbit hutch?

Well, needless to say, Annie wouldn't go anywhere near the place. I'm talking full-blown panic attack here. Not pretty. She just hid in the bushes and muttered things about twitchy noses in this weird, high-pitched whisper. And of course I couldn't go in to liberate just the kids. I don't even want to think about what the boss would have to say about that.

So now there's all kinds of paperwork to do, and we didn't even get one of the victims to make a vengeance wish. I'm gonna have to file an insane number of requisition forms just to get somebody out there to take care of those damn rodents so we can go back again. And we'll have to file for new flight plans, too.

God। Who ever heard of one of us with leporiphobia? Utterly ridiculous.